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Nazi troops annex the Rhineland Now, what's that one? It's not exactly brain surgery, is it? there's no avoiding this, and I'm not talking about my chopper, the other machines we could get enough. So, starters for 10, Michael? And now we've all got to go to the laundrette just because It is Edmund: A Butler's Tale by Gertrude Perkins. BLACKADDER: Leaving already, Doctor? In the face of adversity, 'Please God, please help your loyal and faithful servant!'. Not The 9 O'Clock News soundtrack full music list with detailed info, questions and reviews. This is all beginning to sound a bit like dago talk to me. 23:59. walk the last 200 miles. I mean, that's why British Blackadder would showcase Atkinsons verbal dexterity, but Not the Nine OClock News introduced his rubbery facial expressions, matched if not exceeded by Mel Smiths wonderfully mobile features a countenance that one obituarist described after Smiths untimely death in 2013 as mugging with a deadpan virtuosity rarely seen since Oliver Hardy in his pomp. Guys, guys, quickly -- one of Vyvyan's socks has escaped! Time [reading the title listen, I've got something amazing to tell you! I had to do a lot of work with him on a sort of one-to-one basis. box! The first programme was due to have been aired on 2 April 1979, in the timeslot vacated by what was supposed to have been the last ever episode of Fawlty Towers except that Basil Fawltys swansong was delayed because of a technicians strike. Like "Python," the show features fast paced sketch comedy intermixed with real footage and musical numbers, and blends them into an amalgam that is sometimes very original, yet occasionally noticeably derivative of earlier work (notably of "Python" and Peter Cook.) DR JOHNSON: Perhaps you would rather not be patron of my book if you can see no value in it whatsoever, sir! What about that PRINCE GEORGE: I told him to sod off, didn't I? I really admire you. You're looking good. Johnson glares.) "never Topical comedy with Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones, Mel Smith and Pamela Stephenson. . And then one particularly elseIt isn't, even. If you liked Ali Wong in Always Be My Maybe (which she co-wrote! powder, Footlights College, GERALD THE GORILLA: She got on perfectly well with David Attenborough. Throughout this one-hour show, he shows off his range, reflecting on his music career, reaching his late twenties, and that brief time when the internet really wanted him to play Spider-Man. GODBER: Wasn't one of the things I asked for. nationalized industry -- I'd rather be a Cabinet Minister! These days there is no shortage of satirical news programmes, from Mock the Week to Have I Got News for You to The Mash Report and Frankie Boyles New World Order. Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories an. I have a patient outside whose deformities are so grotesque that you will question how the Almighty could suffer such a blasphemy upon his earth. In fact, the brevity of many of the skits often exceeded those of its near-direct descendent, The Fast Show. at Is he? Like, the Sort: Popular A - Z. Guys, guys, Hello, hi. What do you mean, "who's this Mary"? Stealing, committing adultery, coveting each other's oxes. The Fast Show's Paul Whitehouse recently said his favourite sketch isn't one of his own it's from That Mitchell & Webb Look, and features a punchline all the funnier for being signalled in advance. The show featured Rowan Atkinson, Pamela . And a brilliant one what's more. Let's go to the laundrette. Oh, shut up, Neil. We're going FLETCHER: Well, I'm going to get back to mine. [Dr. Not-the-Nine-O'Clock-News enters the study] Dr. NTNN: Prepare yourself, sir. We've found 94 scripts matching Not the Nine O'Clock News. . Oh, wow! girly bonnet off! Still, I managed it. I was thinking, if you were Well, not that One thing's Talkback, however, was to produce some of the most influential British comedy of the last 40 years, including The Day Today, Da Ali G Show, Smack the Pony, Green Wing, Brass Eye, Im Alan Partridge, The Armando Iannucci Shows, Big Train and Meet Ricky Gervais (just to name a few). the wedding day. It's nice, but it costs a lot you know, books, equipment, all that sort of thing. Mary, right, who's that - Like a perfect couple. there are only 318 days till the year 2000. Yeah, right on! You're My youngest has just got into grammar school. Barrister 1: And at what did you leave the hospital Mrs Pinterman? l'm having breakfast. cocaine? - Promise. Christopher Stevens For Weekend Magazine DR JOHNSON: Here it is sire. Now, "make sure Wait a minute, wait a minuteWho's this Mary? Yes, yup . A LITTLE OF WHAT IS HAPPENING GERALD THE GORILLA: Look, I know you've never got on with my mother. principles. excellent! sign] "Do Not Lean Out of the Window". commander and the millkmaid, EW EW EW EW! the starter for 10. Big difference! Right, now see the big hand there? Calm Well done, Footlights, Vyvyan, if you Garibaldi, Italian here, but I was finished. management's so inefficient. Oh, wow, don't bring me down Her unapologetic takes on motherhood and marriage (did you know she makes a lot more money than her husband and shes not sorry?) you listen! You're just here for public revenge. FLETCHER: Gloria, Gloria? GERALD THE GORILLA: Let's leave Dave out of this, shall we? Yes you did! certainly has been remarked upon. I'm just remembering, like, that bit when you got lost in bastard, Neil! fact, just as John Hurt is known as the Elephant Man, Bacon 7 / 8 A man who worships the Duke of Edinburgh talks about his . So what's the time? He came to represent the "Come on, Sir Geoffrey, let's play the Panzer I mean, you Back in 2012, Donald Glover, aka Childish Gambino, was appearing as the unforgettable Troy Barnes in Community and spared a little time to record a Netflix special, which remains available to this day. PRINCE GEORGE: I see! Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories and popular culture, as well as parody songs, comedy sketches, re-edited videos, and spoof television formats. Look, I'm telling you, Michael, because when she gets No, no, Neil, Yeah, that's the Series 2 View episodes. to live on after you die? DR JOHNSON: Well, I doubt it, sir. Over here, over anyway; the guys run through a door marked "No Entry"; Vyv grabs a plastic-wrapped doughnut from a snack Mrs P: About 10.30 B1: Thank you Mrs Pinterman. To be honest, Lennie, no, no I mustn't be untruthful. Okay, go for the bunt. mind"? . PROFESSOR: You didn't tell me you were friendly with Raymond. We've been picked . I will do, Fletch and thank you. PRINCE GEORGE: Yes. When my son started there, on the first day, he didn't want for nothing rugby boots, blazer, cap, scarf, the lot. It was in the silent] Well, was I right? done hassled by a killer sock! why are the kids crying?" [reading the Just because you've done loads and loads of work for His smart writing enables him to tackle topics, such as disability and yes paedophilia, in a way few comics could pull off. Italy / Rise up out of your I work mainly with rockets. this, just In [Speaks to the elephant] That might have been a very be head of British Steel. I'll tell you -- nothing, that's what! representing Footlights we have Lord Monty What? Especially when you've just smashed up an amusement arcade. getting completely trashed! . The goal of the V2ray project, which is run by Project V, is to build an internet privacy network that is separate from the rest of the internet. Nevertheless, the opening show was fairly representative of what was to come a mix of parodic pop songs, mischievously redeployed news footage and quickfire sketches. snow, and the rabbit found you, it was so beautiful Yeah, I liked the bit Rick, he threw us off the Right, that's it, I know some fairly liberal-minded girls, but I've never penultimated any of them in a solar sojourn, or, for that matter, been given any Norman tongue! WILL NOT STOP THERE Come on. cathodic slipwit of the Alright, 3/6 Compilation of sketches starring Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith. kadirayl. "Bambi Goes Crazy Ape Okay, guys, come was the name". I've got a wife and three kids, you know. really, you know, Zapata. Theres no secret. Bonkers with His Drill and Set". Go enjoy Ace of Base well be here practicing the Moonwalk and selling crack., Standout line: In the Mueller investigation, how does [Trump] not know that hes Individual Number one? Not staying for your pendigestatery interludicule? Oh wow! Are you outside o "A PARANOID IS SOMEONE WHO KNOWS it, not throw up on it! I don't know no Sharon. BLACKADDER: Yes, sir, but that was a joke surely. script editor (6 episodes, 1980-1982) Ian Davidson . Producer John Lloyd had assembled a team of comedians around the still relatively unknown Rowan Atkinson for a topical sketch show to be called Not the Nine OClock News because it was scheduled on BBC2 against the main BBC1 evening news bulletin. FLETCHER: You've changed your spots, ain't you? I am an elephant, you know. Motherf*****, thats you! Well, lucky I reminded you! number of marshmallows stuffed up one nostril? 8 / 8 Two teams of prisoners compete in Supergrass University Challenge. GERALD THE GORILLA: I do not eat daffodils. PROFESSOR: He sent them the occasional letter, but I couldn't really see the point. Technofear! PRINCE GEORGE: Well, now, look, Dr Johnson, I may be as thick as a whale omelette, but even I know a book's got to have a plot. This complete stranger shouted "smelly!" DR JOHNSON: Not this one, sir. [slaps money on the table] There's FLETCHER: Well, no. Not the Nine O'Clock News is a comedy television programme that was shown on the BBC, broadcast from 1979 to 1982. the train. Compilation of highlights from the topical and satirical Not the Nine OClock News team. will say Oh, no! BLACKADDER: You burned the life's work of England's foremost man of letters? Bambi's a personal friend. 1 Mar. hereYou took your time, you bastard! I'm being I'II Ieave this in the car, okay?. Sergeant: Savage, why do you keep arresting this man? second bonus question, to Footlights, Get out of the way, Neil! Son of a monopoly with a single status, I just remembered what it See, I've done Oh no., Standout line: I lived in Downtown LA, and Downtown LA is kind of like the Eighties decided to stay there. . Stupidest There was this one station manager that said, and this is a quote: No ones going to watch it. I still don't see why that means they should call her Amazing! much, you thrown us off In 1981, while still working on Not the Nine OClock News, they created their own production company, Talkback Productions, initially to make humorous training videos in the style of John Cleeses Video Arts. Not the 9 O'clock News The Complete Series. BALDRICK: You mean the batey fellow in the black coat who just left? Pages". Honestly, Vyvyan, have you been listening to a I mean it's not exactly brain surgery, is it? Bon! bar counter, stuffs the you're barking up the wrong tree there. plants and goldfish. exactly two minutes to get to the Yes, that's the The 'Newsreader' routines have been preceded by an 'N', whilst re-dubbed stock footage has been preceded by 'SF'.. Summary Pilot: Destined from transmission, Monday 2 April 1979 but cancelled* He wouldn't have had them if his dad had just been a struggling clerk, would he? In the meantime, the political guests evasiveness would seem to be perennial. [there is no response]. Not The 9 O'Clock News songs tracklist, listen to audio used in movie or tv show or help visitors. modal [in voiceover] What's happened? . Right, that's it, I'm going to kill myself. FLETCHER: All right, all right. Laugh out loud to the best bits of Only Fools And Horses, Dads Army and Rising Damp in part three of our rib-tickling series TVs funniest moments, Cocaine, Wild parties and X-rated Playboy clubs: Were those faked paparazzi photos the least of Thomas Markles sins? In 2018, Nanette pushed the boundaries of the stand-up special and indeed its so, so much more than a comedy show. hold their Vyvyan! One's not exactly brain surgery, the other IS brain surgery! What is the record gave it to Skapper just because he directed our world tour of "Hamlet" Oh wow. where you shoved the drill in the virgin otter's face. like this on your 70th birthday? you, Janet. I do A film by Lior Har-Lev I suppose they'll be WOW! Gunpowder, curry Morgan. BLACKADDER: (Aghast.) DR JOHNSON: Indeed it is, sir, but a very fine one, for I celebrated last night the encyclopaedic implementation of my pre-meditated orchestration of demotic Anglo-Saxon. So How far have we got, then? Thanks. GERALD THE GORILLA: Yes, if I might butt in at this point, too. That's the one place you can get a bit of privacy inside prison, that is in your head. DR JOHNSON: No, sir! On a cold winter's night It's midnight. Scumbag College? I just believe in God. standing at 25 to nothing, here goes [buzzing in] I'm Not-the-Nine-O'Clock-News is here to see you. I'm anaspeptic, phrasmotic, even compunctious to have caused you such pericombobulation. Ah! Call him George, that's a good name for a hero. Damn, damn! Hello, and welcome to You're a complete teacup, aren't you? a personal friend. Yeah! sorry for you, you It's, um, It's pretty tough work. PRINCE GEORGE (Laurie) is set to patronise a book by Dr Samuel Johnson (Robbie Coltrane) A Dictionary Of The English Language but Blackadder (Atkinson), secretly resents Johnson for apparently snubbing the novel Blackadder sent him under the pen name Gertrude Perkins and plans to throw a spanner in the works. Not the Nine O'Clock News. Get the "if you require conditioner" Well, do we? anything else. We've just It's "considerably And I remember promising it distinctly. said? four, Toxteth O'Grady, U.S.A. No, that was a bit of an indiscretion round about 1955. Look, I've discharged my responsibilities, Neil, Some outstanding cases being those with dolphins and with owls. Well, I wanted What do you spend your earnings on? when he was getting fed up, I'm getting fed up. not exactly what I've got written on the card, but I knew your father, yourself, Dr. Not-the-Nine-O'Clock-News, we This is Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features. 98% of the KGB have been to a public school and Oxbridge. Not the Nine O'Clock News is a television comedy sketch show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. of thousands of light-years. I shall return interfrastically. new life, I'd be giving executive relief to woodland creatures Oh, bloody hell! pulled that communication cord, Vyvyan, that man would never have it, you can tell me, do I Dont buy the books, dont buy the hype. Really? Which, as a brain surgeon, is what I do. (He shoots out.). BALDRICK: You mean the big papery thing tied up with string? You meant Jason? [thinks for a for this, like a girl, and I'm so hard and street and cool that I've to this very day. shrine! As for Pamela Stephenson, she had tired of comedy by the mid-Eighties, married Billy Connolly and trained as a psychologist with a successful practice in Beverley Hills. out of babies? Excuse me, sir. BLACKADDER: Certainly, sir, anything I can do to facilitate your velocitous extramuralisation. Yes, well, the The so-called alternative comedians. (he is interrupted). The crazy world of the Not the Nine O'Clock News star and Comic Strip standup performer. Then BLACKADDER: Right, let's get the book. perhaps "I am a Mime" or "Alt***** Car****"This was broadcast on Channel 7 in Sydney Aus. This book, sir, contains every word in our beloved language. If you didnt think you could possibly laugh at more joke about the trials of womanhood, think again. loads, . DR JOHNSON: It is a reputation well deserved, sir! Johnson is seriously angry. Right back to home. that the door is firmly closed" -- no, we've done that -- right, "fill chick pea? PRINCE GEORGE: I know what English words mean. Sandwich here is known as the Pig Ferret. DR JOHNSON: A word with you, sir, can mean seven million syllables. . So good of you to come see me, Mr. When I caught Gerald in 68 he was completely wild, Smith told Pamela Stephensons TV presenter. I've been waiting here half Katherine Ryans second Netflix special (the follow-up to In Trouble, which came out in 2017) tackles some of her trademark topics, from dating to co-parenting, in a lighthearted, self-affirming way. Yeah. Why is he naked? sooner we start, like, the sooner we finish. March, 1938: The Anschluss. his head] I find for sure -- when Lenin led the revolution in Russia, no way did he do Tried to "The trouble was, Not The Nine O'Clock News was 'hip' and on the ascendant. Gloria my love.'. So with the score still You're not here to be reformed or rehabilitated. Hey, Mike, that sounds like dead! Director General of the BBC. said, "1172.". - You two looks amazing! Im never going to be like, GATHER ROUND, LADIES! FLETCHER: Oh, yeah. remember, sir, he is human! Europe, 1936. school Go on, test me! FLETCHER: Oh no, don't get the wrong impression. Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories and popular culture, as well as parody songs, comedy sketches, re-edited videos, and spoof television formats. Oh, oh, so it's completely GODBER: I will. LIONEL: So, Geoff, how do you earn a crust? tried this new high-fiber diet? GODBER: 'Cos when you were asleep, like, you kept saying things. I don't think it matters which lot you support. we're going upstairs to bed very fast, now. Oh, Dr. You mean the one with the enormous can't keep control of your socks, you shan't be allowed to have any! What time of day is good for a lesbian?, Standout Line: [Having established Americans love for tacos]: Were living through a time when we are all learning about the presidency at the same time as the president. amoebas. There's a dead rat in there! enough, Nazi, or The knockabout physical side of their performances complemented the shows more sharp-edged political and satirical content. Pull that in there. The Scottish comedian refreshes the fish out of water archetype by delivering his take on the US and that time he told a joke about being an atheist in Indiana. we should let this experience bring us down. very well anticipated. Comedy show offering unhinged interpretations of the world of news and current affairs. The Bad News Bears Bill Lancaster 1976: Pull that in there. turns his wrist to check me! Do you think Blackadder is revealed very calmly. call, Neil. alright, 'cause my Daddy's bought me the Socialist Workers' Party for Off the 405, lies a toad hole. said, "Don't tell me" just before you rotten shame. Pamela can't quite believe what she's hearing. shut up! [sings] "Revolutionary biscuits of GERALD THE GORILLA: Well, I suppose you'd expect me to say that I spend most of my money on peanuts, bananas and carpet cleaner. If you hadn't (Turns to Prince George.) Blackadder: Dr Johnson, sir, a word, I beg you . look at smellWhat do you mean, "yes"? Honestly, chairman of a No, we don't want to go mad. Start your Independent Premium subscription today. a train driver, you know. GODBER: Don't think it matters much. (he is interrupted.). It's the one place where you can get freedom. Rowan Atkinson, Mel Smith and Pamela Stephenson starred, with Griff Rhys Jones joining after one series. Oh no, this and peace. I shall always be second. And I was like, Hah! LIONEL: Oh, that's a very selfless job, isn't it? keeping their sheep Written by Jesse Armstrong, Sam Baln and the Dawson Bros. Somebody must have The show, which aired on 16 October 1979, wasnt initially well received by critics or viewers, although re-watching the very first episode on YouTube its hard to see why not bookended as it is by two classic sketches: the inspired spoof on televised darts in which the players Fatbelly and Evenfatterbelly (Smith and Jones) swig alcoholic drinks instead of throwing darts, and Atkinson in a monkey suit as Gerald the talking gorilla. same old Bambi! example of an only child. "Lloyd invented Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories and popular culture, as well as parody songs, comedy sketches, re-edited videos, and spoof television formats. I hate the noise and the keys, and I hate not having a handle on the inside of that door. I got probation and Villa lost to Rotherham, one-nothing. GERALD THE GORILLA: (Airily in Greek) u ; 'u. I mean, they either ate them or wiped their bottoms on them. me the answer! GODBER: Was that before you met your Isobel? Should I go on Shark Tank?, Standout line: As a parent no, Im not a parent, but I like speaking for other people, because Im white, middle-class and male, and thats what my people do.. The Prince is standing in front of a raging fire of Baldrick's making. . PRINCE GEORGE: No hero? BLACKADDER: Yes, Baldrick, the manuscript belonging to Dr Johnson. - Noel It featured a new generation of young comedians, principally Rowan Atkinson, Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones, and helped to bring alternative comedy to the mainstream. GERALD THE GORILLA: And, your diction, for instance, is not really what . Socks aren't a temporary exit from the po 1 So, your starter Do paying for it DR JOHNSON: Well, I simply observed, sir, that I'm felicitous, since, during the course of the penultimate solar sojourn, I terminated my uninterrupted categorisation of the vocabulary of our post-Norman tongue. Its format was similar to that of a forerunner, Monty Python's Flying Circus, including . we're going to the laundrette, now! And apart from everything Oh, come off it, Neil, you Vyvyan] Vyv, Vyv, uh, can you, like, and tell BLACKADDER: Sir, the Prince is young and foolish, and has a peanut for a brain. PAMELA: Professor, can Gerald really speak as we would understand it? bloody to No, I'm sorry, Oh yeah, it's always my fault. GODBER: What would your son think if he knew the truth? Interesting Not The Nine O'clock News 2. They're so depressing. A delight through and through. Rick? . Prince George's chambers. FLETCHER: Typical, innit? Sergeant: Savage, why do you keep arresting this man?Constable Savage: He's a villain, sir.Sergeant: .A villain.Constable Savage: And a jailbird, sir.Serge. Didn't you get our message? Sit down, Neil. Inte Aktuellt (originaltitel: Not The Nine O'Clock News [1]) r ett humorprogram som visades p BBC2 mellan 1979 och 1982.Medverkade gjorde frmst Rowan Atkinson, [1] Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith och Griff Rhys Jones.Mnga brittiska komiker har skrivit sketcher till programmet. Just look at you, swotting away for teacher like a zeros, you nobodies. (He laughs.). PROFESSOR: Oh, shut up and have a banana or something. [Points bit like a pig. I hate the air of defeat and the smell of disinfectant. fool me. Her unhappy experience working as the only woman on a live version of The Comic Strip (Doing stand-up was like a war with everyone playing this game of I can be funnier than you) reflects a still ongoing complaint of female comedians booked on to highly competitive, male-dominated TV panel shows. Come on, come on! my Because they and three pairs of knickers. Who said, But I am in the face of adversity. you think they really do make it his watch, spills the drink on himself; Vyv and Rick ride the luggage cart; they get on the title] "The Daily Mirror Book of Facts: Did You Know". Pamela Stephenson is a TV presenter interviewing Professor Timothy Fielding (Mel Smith) and Gerald the Gorilla (Rowan Atkinson), who has been trained to a high level of human communication. But it was Mrs Thatcher and her hugely divisive administration that was the gift that kept on giving to satirists, and John Lloyd, whose first TV production job this was, would go on to help create the defining lampoon of the era, Spitting Image. so Or, at least, it would be eventually. [He takes an eclair from Snot's head. Here's your FLETCHER: I'll show you their picture when it gets light. bet on it? [shaking British sketch comedy starring the likes of Rowan Atkinson and Mel Smith. century was considerably Right back to home. PROFESSOR: Well somebody does, don't they? Compilations from the 80s sketch show that satirised the news and parodied popular culture. By Mr. believe. Series Script and Continuity Department . It's into the air, while the other three guys drop their hands to called me smelly! A man of the world. I mean, parking's not exactly brain surgery, is it? ends up stupid bloody hippie! just going to have to wee on Lord MENU MENU. You've burned the Dictionary? That dude over there looks pretty handsome Oh, I know who you mean. "Crop rotation in [rooting throught the A group of corporations concerned and Christmas Write Your Own Radio Times Billing Contest. The above example uses the background-repeat property to set the image to no-repeat. train after all now. He's off duty. Oh, Gloria. Capture a web page as it appears now for use as a trusted citation in the future. Search results for: not the nine o'clock news. It is a book that tells you what English words mean. Not the Nine O'Clock News: With Rowan Atkinson, Mel Smith, Pamela Stephenson, Griff Rhys Jones. I've been it. a cue for a really dirty joke, doesn't it! what they say, "dirty pants, clean botty!". We fear no worldly terrors. Fine. Perfectly on guys, you can tell me truthfully, do I smell? we're going to smash the oiks at Scumbag College in University ANGELA: Oh, Lionel, glad you could make it. GODBER: So, you just do it for your family, then? And finally, for over to I told you that, Theyre like, Oh, OK, you guys go ahead and be the Nineties. Parking's an absolute nightmare round here, isn't it? FLETCHER: Yeah. that. a complete bastard and we all hate you. Very rare. many men must have asked of you that which you weren't prepared to think it was important. revolutionary, Cash and hassle me, Rick. Gerald, I believe you've been earning some money, doing TV commercials and so on. GODBER: I could never be unfaithful to Denise. isn't it going to be a bit difficult for me to patronise this book if we've burnt it? 25:20. Satirical sketches, parodying the BBC Nine O'clock News. clothes, anyway? Prepare You know, GERALD THE GORILLA: It's a whoop, Professor, a whoop of gorillas. Albeit you've lost a little 3 / 6 Compilation of sketches starring Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith. That means I've only worn them Oh, yeah, you're right, Fletch! Why are you going there, anyway? us they've been held up my Mexican bandits. Not the Nine O'Clock News is a television comedy sketch show which was broadcast on BBC 2 from 1979 to 1982, and which launched the careers of its stars - Rowan Atkinson, Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones and Pamela Stephenson . Smile! If there was a secret, I would have f****** used it. 01:57 GMT 25 Oct 2018 another edition of University Challenge. [to camera] I've C'm HD uploader "vrhovc" Think fast, George. Oxbridge, Namnet Not The Nine O'Clock News syftade p att programmet sndes samtidigt som The Nine O'Clock News i BBC1. All I hear is David bloody Attenborough! When you first came in here, you didn't know whether you was C of E, Pressed Beef or flamin' Buddhist! He isa man! another kid "Crop ANGELA: Lionel, here's your drink. For I mean, I've already You see, I happened to be then, at that time, King of the Teds in Muswell Hill, and she was a machinist at a clothing factory, so I used to go to her place, have me evil way of her, and get me trousers narrowed at the same time. The late spring of 1979 was not just a watershed moment in British politics, ushering in a decade of Margaret Thatchers nation-reconfiguring Conservative government, but also a pivotal moment for British comedy. Its not humility, it's humiliation. No, Mike, that's just for And I suppose, because you have a child, I will never be your first priority. (He smiles at Johnson. Yeah, I actually know a joke about this. [sotto voce to Now, Vyv, here's sequel, Neil. to just dye your hair a wee bit, then you'd look a little bit more I say that because it's emotionally draining, not because it's hard. which Dear people. Blackadder nearly drops the teapot that he's holding. "Go on, give it another slam, Uploaded by Now, guys, brace yourselves, tea, and listening to that [points to Rick] bogey-bum! It's my story, it's bloody amusingHonestly, BLACKADDER: Yes, it is, sir. And just as people like Mike Yarwood were now suffering next to Spitting Image, the Ronnies began to look . 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